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About Me

  • Name: Mallory
  • Age: 18
  • Gender: Female
  • Pronouns: She/Her

This blog, as of right now, is mostly omgcp and hockey, with random bouts of equestrian shit and voltron and various other things. I am not sorry.

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bogleech:

dragonmons:

chuckletons:

kf-tea:

Today, one of my second graders was working on shape name recognition, and we got to this picture of a pyramid shape with a wide-ish base. When he saw it, his eyes lit up and he turned to me with a huge grin on his face, pointed at it, and said “When the teacher forgets to assign homework” before bursting out into hysterics, covering his mouth and giggling.

I don’t understand what happened except this kid CLEARLY knows about the strong comedic and memeable value of mathematical shapes and emotions that I, an old millennial, cannot comprehend

I did, however, try to recreate this moment as the meme this child must have seen in his head

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maybe he was thinking of the dancing triangle meme??

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i have seen this gif with that exact caption before. this is absolutely the one he was thinking of

That kid saw one of the simplest geometric shapes and said that’s blorbo from my memes 👍

the-stray-liger:

the-stray-liger:

the-stray-liger:

“I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy” I would. Pussy

“Im not gonna sink to their level” I will. Coward

“Im the bigger person” I’m 150cm tall. Give me the gun bitch

literaphobe:

yeah ur dad exploded the world and made a new one. no yeah we dont know if he brought ur mom back or not. yeah hes dead now pretending he killed himself to defeat the villain. no yeah he was said villain. yes none of this was necessary. yeah all that shit he did was still awful and went unpunished. yeah he made everyone think he saved the world. yeah we melted your iphone to make his statue

kiaxet:

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Indus is all of us, I think.

internetdoashouting:

cuuno:

cuuno:

literally my second biggest flex is that the guy behind osha official is my mutual. first biggest flex is that there’s a discord server dedicated to hating on me

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GUYS???

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cryptotheism:

greggturkington:

cryptotheism:

I never watched the pony show but I really enjoy what you folks are doing with those horses these days. Just today, I saw an image of the yellow one smoking a bong and wearing a “nine inch nails” tee shirt.

is this true?

Like a rare and beautiful spirit…I hope to see it again

melodramas:

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BUT I’M A CHEERLEADER
1999, dir. Jamie Babbit

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

Shout out to every fast food employee who has ever offered to make my order a slightly different way so that it comes out cheaper

“Can I get a 20pc nugget?”

“We are actually having a BOGO deal on 10pc nuggets, would you like to do two of those?”

“Yes and also I’m going to kiss you on the mouth when I get to the window.”

ganseyenthusiast:

ganseyenthusiast:

list of random things that happened in TRC that you forgot:

  • adam murders a man (2nd degree) (justified)
  • gansey is yolked like canonically 
  • the dead skeleton animal herd which gets necromancied alive (???)
  • blue is referred to as: eggplant, jane, maggot, president, battery, SARGENTO
  • ronan aggressively reminds the audience that gansey is hot while gansey is looking at tomatoes on a plate
  • ronsey kill a night horror with a box cutter
  • they invite blue to come bury a body with them
  • adam homophobically kisses gansey during their dream thieves argument
  • there’s either a comet or just Raining Blood after they pull gwenllian out. nobody is perturbed by this at all 
  • gansey sells monmouth 
  • it is heavily implied that aurora lynch is a mom-bot niall created without any agency 
  • henry cheng notices opal in the car before anyone else does 
  • henry also is apparently the only one of the gangsey who actually knows how to tie someone up 
  • the weird magic mirror lake thing 
  • do they ever find the 3rd sleeper??? ok hear me out, gwen doesnt count cus she wasnt asleep. then theres the demon (1). then [redacted] is [beep] already. even if you count 2 of these, WHO’S THE 3RD ONE???? was it metaphorical???hello???
  • henry gets his like. wholeass shoulder popped by the gray man and barely flinches 

guys i cant believe you think i’d lie to you. how ANYONE can forget this poignant entirely canon scene from the hit book series raven cycle is beyond me:

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sophism:

I love when a man is a little bit cunty. Not mean or rude or unkind or anything.. just bitchy